officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* ha ha how’d that get there

lana-michelle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

Homework: A
Classwork: A
Project: A
Test: F
Final grade: F

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher